Aug 8
Carter Trifecta
“No matter what some agency may say, we’ve always been and always will be a AAA country,”
Man is that lame. What are you Libtards going to do now that your president has run out of clever, smooth talking rhetoric? How’s that Hope Change working out? But you guys are smarter that we commoners right? I’m sure you’ll fix this right up.
No commentsApr 12
It’s right there
Don’t be so focused on what you’re looking for that you miss what’s there.
No commentsMar 31
Moving the football
Think about this – just a few inches, maybe even a foot to the right – but definitely easily sold as an “accident.” Just one time somewhere about the two dozenth move of the football. Kick Lucy.
Mar 18
Special Olympians
Labor Unions – helping tards keep their jobs and punishing the best employees since 1869.
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Mar 7
Green Hornet Sequel
If you loved the Green Hornet movie you’re going to love the sequel! We’ve got Charlie Sheen as the villain. His #winning plan to take over the media puts Britt Reid’s newspaper in the center of the bull’s eye.
Charlie’s character, Kokkaknows, plans to take over the world in a blizzard of fast talking media appearances. Beware his mind numbing powder gun, goddess henchmen and entourage of enablers. Will the Hornet and Kato prevail?
No commentsMar 1
Doppleganger
Feb 25
Looser
I head that Carlos Irwin Estevez has been tossing around terms like “looser” lately. Here are a few excerpts from his wiki page for your entertainment:
“In 1990, Sheen accidentally shot his then-fiancee, Kelly Preston,
Sheen dated former pornographic actress Ginger Lynn…
He was also involved for a time with former pornographic actress Heather Hunter….
He was named as one of many clients who visited brothels owned by Heidi Fleiss in her court case in 1995.
On May 20, 1998, Sheen tried injecting cocaine, accidentally giving himself an overdose.
In March 2005, while she was still pregnant with their daughter Lola, Richards filed for divorce from Sheen, accusing Sheen of abusing drugs and alcohol and threatening Richards with violence.
Sheen was arrested on charges of domestic violence, including second-degree assault and menacing, against Mueller on December 25, 2009 and the couple has not been seen together in public since this altercation.
On October 26, 2010, the police removed Sheen from his suite at the Plaza Hotel after he had reportedly caused $7,000 in damage.[51] According to the NYPD, Sheen admitted to having been drinking and taking cocaine.”
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